Marvel one-liners (x)
Marvel one-liners (x)
⤷ [1/10] Male Characters: Sherlock Holmes
“I‘m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath; do your research”
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Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“Young Brutha”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”
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thanks Rizzo
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Ok so at work when we blend ice cream with toppings and one of the machines you use a pedal to make the machine go faster, so naturally I pretend I’m Kirk Hammet with his wah-wah pedal. Yesterday, I made ice cream with oreos for this cop and he comes up and asks if we’ve made it and I remembered handing it to him so I’m freaking out. He said that he was kidding and that it was the first time in 7 years that the candy was all the way at the bottom of the cup. The moral of this story is that Metallica will help you with your job at Dairy Queen.
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(Source: sincere-and-sinful)
did you hear about the dyslexic satanist
he sold his soul to santa
guys come on this is quality stuff
I found an actual soft grunge video, not one making fun of it. So my research is finished I guess. My conclusion is that all they care about is clothes and how they look.
what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:
- unfollow them
- done
I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriendremember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
not even sorry